algebra

algebra
1. (algebra) (1525↑, 184↓)
1. an exotic form of torture. see also [geometry]. 2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4 3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra. 2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think. 3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

2. (algebra) (820↑, 24↓)
An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem: 10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

3. (Algebra) (657↑, 28↓)
evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death. A standard torture session should proceed like this: After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178\#$^\#21\#\@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist." P2 - "Whatever." P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra\!" P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard\!"

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4. (Algebra) (723↑, 124↓)
Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

I got an F in algebra, now I've gotta take it agian\!

5. (algebra) (569↑, 77↓)
1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others. 2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying\! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46\! 2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

6. (algebra) (528↑, 148↓)
Algebra is the most usless class ever created

if you get lost while driving and you stop at a gas station for directions i promise you that youll never hear this drive down the road until you see another road perpinducular take a left and there will be another road parrelell eventually it will come in at a 45 degree angle... solve for X

7. (algebra) (448↑, 109↓)
Something you need to know to make planes that fly. If you do not know this, you cannot make planes that fly.

Shit dawg, I missed out on algebra - This plane dere, she won't fly.

8. (Algebra) (414↑, 105↓)
The most annoying, boring, useless, yet highly regarded subject in all levels of school.

Why am I taking math if I want to be a writer?

9. (Algebra) (221↑, 8↓)
Another word for torture. It’s basically a pointless class where the teacher expects you to know everything prior to taking the class and takes much pleasure in making the students miserable. You learn stupid shit like graphing an equation on a Y and X axis which does not really make too much sense. Some problems require you to find up to eight different answers and it’s one of those time consuming classes where you get homework every day. You pretty much will never need Algebra unless you just love Math and plan on becoming a Mathematician or a Math teacher.

Mr. Smith, an algebra teacher, arrived at the last stack of tests. He looks over the students’ answers and chuckles to himself and as he says “This guy is a fucking idiot. Guess who’s getting an F? You are\! Haha this is so much fun. Have fun in summer school.”

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10. (algebra) (287↑, 86↓)
noun. a new and clever way in torturing kids that was made 1000's of years ago on the sole purpose of understanding our universe. little did the creator know, he had truly unleashed the worlds biggest terror which has left the largest impact on our society. in comparison to the holocost, world war 1 and 2, and bush, algebra screws them all. This form of torture shall reign throught our nation for centuries until it is discoverd to be desguised as a clever learning experince but really has no shitty reason at all.

ive had bad nightmares of being chased, hunted down, wounded by arrows, then sliced to death which was pretty terrifing as I woke up in a swet, but when I dreamed about algebra and the fear of repeating it, my bed was soaked in swet. what a novel idea of torture. the inquisiton is up there but not near. chinese water torture comes close. but if you were really to compare algebra to other methods of torture, the other methods would be the tortis and the hare on race day. and algebra would be the man who shot them and had them for dinner.

11. (algebra) (216↑, 35↓)
Possibly the worst class ever created in the history of mathematics and education in general. You sit in a classroom listening to a boring teacher talking about solving for x, writing y as a function of x, and finding out what the slope is of (18, 92) and (68, 92). While in this class, half of the students understand it perfectly and end up getting A's and sometimes even 100's on the tests, while the rest of us who suck donkey balls at algebra study for five fucking hours only to receive a fucking 30 on the test.

Right now I have an F in Ms. Preston's algebra class. Yeah motherfucker, an F. Why? Because I would rather drink pinkish-red colored anal excretions than do algebra. Why, just last night I studied for about two hours for a fucking algebra test I ended getting a fucking F on. Who cares if I fail, I'm never going to need this shit in the real world.

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12. (algebra) (169↑, 29↓)
Synonym of the word "pointless."

Algebra: If Johnny has 5 apples, and Susie has 7 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat their goddamn apples\!?

13. (algebra) (166↑, 40↓)
The people that hate it do so because most of those people won't grow up and use it in their lives anyway\! The schools assume everyone is going to be a scientist or a programmer or something, and force it upon them as a required class, when it should be optional. Most people forget all the algebra they learned by the time they're in their 30s.

Most average kids fail algebra because their parents forgot it and cannot help them with it.

14. (algebra) (137↑, 48↓)
A form of mathematics that requires you to find out what 'x' is worth. All shcool pupils everywhere HATE algebra, and once you leave school there is no reason whatsoever to use it again.

I had algebra class today, God it was boring.

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15. (Algebra) (93↑, 15↓)
Comepletely useless class. All the smart kids take it in middle school. You either get it or you don't. If you fail it, you're screwed for the rest of your math career in high school.

I almost failed Algebra, and now I've almost failed every math class I've ever taken in high school.

16. (algebra) (123↑, 46↓)
A subject that mathematicians pursue when they wish they were doing English instead.

Mathematician: I'm doing algebra today. English Student: Why didn't you do English if you want to play with letters? Mathematician: I ask myself that question every day...

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17. (algebra) (76↑, 15↓)
Just Anther Word For Pointless

The point of wearing crotchless panties is Algebra.

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18. (algebra) (78↑, 19↓)
a way to make highschool students extremely angry.. also it makes no sence what so ever.

Algebra Question: Suzie and sally were having a bad day. The number of suzies bad day are three times more than her boyfriend, Rick. If Suzie has a bad day on monday, when will Rick's crasy ex girlfriend, Julia, find out Suzie is PMSing?

19. (algebra) (46↑, 14↓)
how your past middle school teacher can get back at you in high school

Chris asks for directions(Family Guy) Man gives directions: "Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x" *chris thumbsucks* ...isn't algebra useless?

20. (Algebra) (31↑, 5↓)
(Noun) - One of the biggest reasons that high schoolers these days flunk out. It is the largest waste of time, and is also the reason that the United States of America has such a low average GPA, and such a high drop-out rate. It will never be applied to REAL LIFE (something strange to high school teachers) unless you plan to be a scientist, or mathematician (see [crazy fuck].) According to your Algebra teacher, you will not survive in life without it. This is pure [bullshit], and is only meant to scare you into passing. If you're a writer...you've got to take algebra. If you're an artist...you've got to take algebra. If you're a musician...you've still got to take algebra. If you're a mathematician...my hat off to you.

1. Dave: Hey breh\! Wanna go to the movies? Chris: No...I can't...I flunked algebra, therefore by teacher logic I'm never going to be successful in the modern world. 2. See [useless].

21. (algebra) (33↑, 9↓)
a cruel pointless subject schools teach you to waste your childhood.

algebra sucks

22. (AlgeBRA) (39↑, 16↓)
maths so boring that you have to mock the name uncontrollably until it's so old that you put it on Urban Dictionary\!

OMFG, I hate AlgeBRA\!\!\!

23. (Algebra) (21↑, 6↓)
1.Created by the Math Commitee of America to have something to teach to minors that will take 6 years to learn so that they stay in school and confuse the hell out of them. 2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable. 3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.

1.Teacher: Solve x +operf+4343+ ertsdf Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable. Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk\! Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water. Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook. 3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach. Satan: I've got a plan.

24. (Algebra) (20↑, 7↓)
A waste of an hour every day

Buddy-"How was algebra". You-"I need to go beat up a homeless farret for an hour".

25. (algebra) (18↑, 6↓)
Algebra (n.): from the Arabic Al-Gibbera meaning "the Gibberish"; the word has become corrupted to algebra and most students never know, though they may suspect, that they really are studying Gibberish.

Student A: Did you see that little sentence in our social studies book about the Middle Eastern philosopher who named algebra? Student B: I don't take social studies....I'm trying to find X...

26. (Algebra) (15↑, 5↓)
An evil organization whose business philosophy is the following: To collect questions of ordinary people and distribute them to every educational institution in the world, so that students of any intellect level can try to solve them for the lazy fucks who can't solve their own fucking problems.

Algebra question: Catarina and Tom want to buy a rug for a room that is 14 by 20 feet. They want to leave an even strip of flooring uncovered around the edges of the room. How wide a strip will they have if they buy a rug with an area of 216 square feet? Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom\!? What the fuck have they ever done for me\!?\! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma\!\!\! Lazy fuckers\!

27. (algebra) (27↑, 18↓)
Someusless BS a MRP ( Mentaly retarded person )made back a long time ago we can asume he had no life, no freinds and was a gay SOB. Most times u try to find x and y and end up going from some thing like x=9/3*6+6^78+-6+6x^2+7y^45 and get something like 2. Obvisly this is just something teachers use if they them selfs r MR ( mentaly retarded ) But school's acct as if its importent to hide the fact that theres just a bunch of retards.

\algebrateacher\algebra Ok kids today were doing algebra \algebrakids\algebra U NAZI

28. (algebra) (70↑, 62↓)
A branch of mathematics with widespread applications in physics, chemistry, etc. Even more pervasive than calculus, and that's saying something.

You can't calculate t in v=v0+at unless you can solve a linear equation

29. (Algebra) (4↑, 0↓)
A relatively boring subject mostly taken in high school that has limited usefullness for students that dont plan on going into the Engineering or Scientific fields. Yet the state of Texas requires 2 credits of this to graduate. I plan on going into programming so yes its useful for me, but i know many people who are going into work fields that have little to no need for the subject.

Algebra is boring as hell

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30. (algebra) (3↑, 0↓)
also known as mindfuck

kid:mom I had algebra today mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON\!

31. (Algebra) (2↑, 0↓)
Pointless waste of everyones time

Algebra: x=-2y+69 what the fuck? i rest my case

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32. (algebra) (24↑, 22↓)
1. The polar opposite of sexy. 2. Something that, no matter what teachers say you don't ever have to use after you get out of school. 3. MR BUTERA IS A FAG LOLOLOLOL

"i had it all, a supermodel body, sexy boyfriend and tons of money. everyone loved me. but then i did algebra." "my teacher told me algebra was important but i haven't used it since high school" "mr butera is a fag he creeps me out"

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33. (algebra) (3↑, 2↓)
created thousands of years ago as a mean of tourcher.it is pointless and endless, coming up with senerios and numbers that dont even exist or even make sence. Its orgins are unkown but some say that it originated in hell because, many are lead to beleve that algebra drives many insane or to commit suicide. Now a days algebra is used to Ruien/destroy high school and college student's GPA's and cause many to fail and flunk and lose credits.

little Sally was a strait A student, she got A's in every subject she is the smartes most talented person in school, she was going to get many schoolerships for keeping her grades so high Sally: yay i cant wait to go to college\! i always wanted to go seek my dreams but i never had enough money, but now i can with my perfect grades and i am going to get a schoolership\!" sally after algebra "NO my GPA is ruiend\! now i can never go to college\!" sally loses her schoolership because she failed algebra. example of common algebra problems solve X+y7*zF=22 70000xy+F56*X=9

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34. (algebra) (10↑, 9↓)
Algebra is the annoy bitch and a half kinky lesbian sister of math.

this is y Example: every time u gotta do algebra ur teachers pisses u off and fail algebra class

35. (Algebra) (0↑, 0↓)
The biggest load of bullshit ever created via a Greek nerds ass Relates to [Geometry] It's purpose is to make High school students feel like stupid and utter failures whilst ruining their GPAs

P1: Dammit I failed that Algebra test now my mom is going to Ground me P2: Damn that sucks P1: Why the fuck do we even need to know this shit? P2: Idk....

36. (Algebra) (4↑, 4↓)
its one of the basic subjects for being succeeded in mathmatics. It was invented by Arabian guy. His name is Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī

Michael: Are there any ides to make me want to study Algebra in very positive ways? Pete: If you are struggling with algebra, take some extra classes and once you start finding the right solutions, you will see that algebra is fun\! If you are good at algebra and you don't like it, then it is just not for you...

37. (AlgeBra) (1↑, 3↓)
1. (noun) The blond blonde babe with the major league boobs who helps you with your math classes.

“Dude, I understand this algebra crap cold, but since Linda is my Alge-Bra, I play dumb. The girl’s got some fine cans."

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38. (algebra) (38↑, 40↓)
1. A possible form of torture that works miracles on high school students// middle school students that teachers use for revenge for all thoes bad moments.... 2. A great class, if you get it... 3. Two girls agree to go on a road trip together. They travel (x + 5)km on the first day. On the second day they travel 2km more than half of the distance they travelled on the first day. On the third day they drove 3 times as far as they did on the second day. If they drove 5000km total, find the value of x.

1. With a wicked grin, Mr.Swick stepped up to the board and started writing down algebra problems to work on before class started. 2. Algebra makes no sense to me, I hate it. 3. This algebra problem gives me a headache.

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39. (Algebra) (37↑, 42↓)
A class that comes both before and after Calculus.

Brian easily got an 'A' sleeping through "Intermediate Algebra" in high school, he got his ass handed to him taking "Introduction to Algebra" in college.

40. (Algebra) (23↑, 29↓)
Bra Made of Algae, A material for support for breats of the male or female body, resembling a Manzier except made out of Algae

My Algebra ITCHES\!\!\!\!\! How many sizes does that Algebra come in?

41. (algebra) (21↑, 32↓)
1) A class that most people in the United States can't master because they are mentally lazy and weak and incapable of concentrating on anything for more than 2 seconds unless it will result in an orgasm. 2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News). 3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives. 4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron

Moron trying to do an algebra problem: It says x + 1 = 2 but I just don't understand why x is 1\! I hate algebra\! I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with myself until I forget how dumb I am. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your algebra? Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all right because I read the book and didn't stop until my answers matched the answers in the back of the book. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done\! But prove the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then I will feed you\! Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material. Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living. Algebra is dumb\!

42. (algebra) (33↑, 47↓)
Your phone number

Hey dude hook that shorty up with my algebra

43. (Algebra) (9↑, 26↓)
Algebra: a derivative from the arabic word "Al-Jaber" algebra is one of the main branches of pure mathematics. When unlike other branches, it uses letters to refer to unknown numbers, and you're usually required to figure out what number does the letter refer to. Complicaited yes, but absolutely fun. Unlike what some idiots stated, it can be use very frequently in daily life\! Algebra can vary from Elementary algebra which is the easiest, to Algebraic combinatorics. Algebra is the best lesson in school, it can be a bit complicated yet very logical and easy.

Algebra is my favorite subject in school.

44. (Algebra) (28↑, 52↓)
A form of greeting. Similar to "hello"

"Hey, man" "AAL-gebra"

45. (algebra) (41↑, 77↓)
n. An artform relating manipulation of numbers. The most important 'tool' in the understanding of the universe, and the very foundation for the advancement of human civilization so far.

People who find a 2nd degree polynomial complex, and furthermore cannot determine 'y' despite the fact the 'y' if the subject of the equation are in no position to define algebra: see definitino by Sodak

46. (algebra) (2↑, 42↓)
the "gangster" way to say phone number

"Yo girl, can I get your algebra?" "I ain't givin you my number."

47. (algebra) (39↑, 90↓)
A form of math invented by monks in the olden ye tymes to figure out what the hypotnuse of a triangle was. Most of it is useless to you- only the easy stuff like 10x=30 is what you will actually use in life. Unless you become a computer programmer. Then you're screwed. Relatively simple- only dumbasses say it's hard.

I took algebra in 6th grade- I got beat up alot. But that's when I realized the heavy ass book could be used to hit people on the head with. Huzzah.

48. (algebra) (80↑, 145↓)
Contrary to most of the uneducated definitions here, algebra is one of the most important things to learn if you don't like flipping burgers.

Algebra is confusing to idiots, but makes sense to people who want a life.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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